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Nancy Volkers – err, yeah – still Volkers (but married) is doing an awesome job as a mother wife and pawn of Aetna up in Vermont. She sent me a note out of the blue and made my day! I’m really going to have to revamp the ‘true parent sayings’ generator to give [...]

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This site is my personal spot to vent and teach. I’ll be updating this Who;What;Where;When;Why;How with some snappy text and snazzy graphics – including my email – shortly. Tonight I sleep.

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Why am I tired at 8:30? Is this the way I’ll go through the rest of my life or is this related to dieting and babies and school and work? I sure hope it’s the latter since this stinks. I managed to change my futurama quote generator to original content – things [...]

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What do you want to do for the rest of your life? I’ve been thinking, and I’ve decided to become very very wealthy. Now that word ‘wealthy’ deserves a little definition. I think wealthy is being able to purchase what you want within reason without having to work. So really, I [...]

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Well, the socks are going on to the series, and the Yankees are going home. Again – nothing with an NY logo will be accepted as a present this year. Got a quick note from Geoff, he’s doing well. I have a cold or something, so this will be short: Yanks [...]

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Okay, sweeping the stinky socks in four games was a bit ambitious – they do have Pedro and that sellout Schilling. But to let them into the books as the first team to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs? Maybe sending them to the series? This is not happening. I [...]

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Geoff sent me a note yesterday – he’s doing very well, loves running his own company, and has a girlfriend. I HAVE to scan and post some old embarassing pictures. The truth will be heard. err seen.

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Christopher Reeves was one of those people that give me hope in the world. A tall handsome man who turns a crippling accident into a huge force for good. Apparently he died of heart failure due to complications from an infected pressure wound. This is common in paralyzied people. No time [...]

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Hooray – Mommy came home after a short stint as Juror number one, and things are slowly getting back to normal at my home. The first vote was something sick like 10-2 and all it took was a simple review of the phone tapes to convince the two holdouts – guilty. I mean [...]

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Well I guess I can let the cat out of the bag a little. My wife is on a sequestered jury. Yep – starting tonight I am superdaddy until a verdict is reached and they send me back my wife. How long can they keep her? Well until the judge orders [...]

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